Mills is an even bigger nerd than I thought...
My response to the email was….if Crystalynn ever leaves the company I’m applying for the lost and found job. Is it necessary that you send an email to the entire company every time something is lost or found?behold the following email exchange:
Original email:Ring found in 3rd floor ladies restroom. Please come to my desk to claim.
Thank you, CrystalynnResponse:If it says, “One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them” in Mordor script, two things:
1. DO NOT PUT THE RING ON
2. Hide it, and we’ll come at nightfall to retreive it.
Thanks, Mills