I hope Kevin D. saves me a seat on the bus to hell.

  • nickihebert: I just saw a big ole ass in spandex and thought of you. I couldn't get the whole thing in the picture I took.
  • Kevin D.: Where is the pic?
  • nickihebert: It's not that great because I couldn't get the whole thing. Pic is worthless but it was awesome.
  • Kevin D.: You suck! Ya daddy will have to teach you how to take pics of fat bitches!
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CA-RAZY!!!!!!!!

CA-RAZY!!!!!!!!

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thetalkinghead: eleasha: sweetjaniesgun: eleasha: best place ever..if you ever come on a road trip in Texas, make sure to stop by Bucee’s. ps, their beaver nuggets are the best haha. & they have the cleanest restrooms you’ll ever pee in ;D … beaver nuggets? like actual beavers? o.o haha no! they kinda look like popcorn. they’re like really good & sweet! Bucees, you gotta pee it to believe it.  20 lbs of ice for 99 cents.  Best homemade beef jerky, and the only gas station t-shirt I wear.  I met one of the greatest guys I know while he was wearing a Buc-ee’s t-shirt.  Shout out to Kevin Carter!  He swears by this place.

thetalkinghead:

eleasha:

sweetjaniesgun:

eleasha:

best place ever..if you ever come on a road trip in Texas, make sure to stop by Bucee’s.

ps, their beaver nuggets are the best haha. & they have the cleanest restrooms you’ll ever pee in ;D

… beaver nuggets?

like actual beavers? o.o

haha no! they kinda look like popcorn. they’re like really good & sweet!

Bucees, you gotta pee it to believe it.  20 lbs of ice for 99 cents.  Best homemade beef jerky, and the only gas station t-shirt I wear.

 I met one of the greatest guys I know while he was wearing a Buc-ee’s t-shirt.  Shout out to Kevin Carter!  He swears by this place.

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Oh, Cary... "Relation-shit"

elizablr:

thesevagabondshoeskate:

Because I know the roommate and have had that same talk with her (and 500 like her since we’ve been of dating age), and Cary is hilarious.

 After my SMF experience this summer (no complaints, whatsoever) I can say that this attitude towards relationships has extended to Austin. We, the females, may not necessarily want a relationship either, but more than anything, we just don’t want to be made out to be a fool. It’s not feelings we want to talk about, it’s the rules of the game, the players entering and exiting the game, the game schedule and whether we’re shirts and you’re skins or vice versa.

 Word. To. Your. Mother.

Very well put Elizablr!!!!

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These two little effers piss me off. I thought I was over the fact that watermelon and raspberry lifesavers are posers, but I’m not. After a near two year boycott of ALL Livesavers I am still hurt that Lemon and Lime are not in the orig 5 flavor line up. Moral of the story: If you have a scratchy throat, don’t settle for what’s in the vending machine. Get off your lazy ass and go to Walgreen’s.

These two little effers piss me off.

I thought I was over the fact that watermelon and raspberry lifesavers are posers, but I’m not. After a near two year boycott of ALL Livesavers I am still hurt that Lemon and Lime are not in the orig 5 flavor line up.

Moral of the story: If you have a scratchy throat, don’t settle for what’s in the vending machine. Get off your lazy ass and go to Walgreen’s.

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Jenny: So, I colored my hair blonde. Me: Umm, come down here so I can blog that blonde hair.

Jenny: So, I colored my hair blonde.
Me: Umm, come down here so I can blog that blonde hair.

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cajunboy: You see that email alert from Twitter right in the middle there? That’s what you call a day-maker ladies and gentlemen.  If I twatted, I would want Ja to follow me too.

cajunboy:

You see that email alert from Twitter right in the middle there? That’s what you call a day-maker ladies and gentlemen.

 If I twatted, I would want Ja to follow me too.

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My thoughts on Saints Fooseball this season.

You know…I have never been a huge fan of pro football, but I’m really proud of the Saints.  They have always had a special place in my heart because they are….well…were losers. It’s like watching the fat kid play at recess.  You’ve seen them play by themselves everyday and then some new kid comes along and befriends them.  It’s GOLD!!!  These fans are going CRAZY!!!!!!!

* I in no way condone kids not playing with fat kids, but we all know kids can be bitches.

**and yes, they are still talking about Katrina.  Let’s feel sorry for them even more.

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fatmanatee: YA-EEE ICKY THUMP WHO’DA THUNK SITTIN DRUNK ON A WAGON TO MEXICO AHH WELL WHAT A CHUMP WELL MY HEAD GOT A BUMP WHEN I HIT IT ON THE RADIO (this is Will) My God Will, you look like Willy Wonka in this pic. The hair cracks me up!  When I saw you this afternoon it brought back memories of every single guy I went to middle school with.  May I suggest you shave the bottom part of your head and leave the top long?  That would be great. Thanks.

fatmanatee:

YA-EEE ICKY THUMP WHO’DA THUNK SITTIN DRUNK ON A WAGON TO MEXICO

AHH WELL WHAT A CHUMP WELL MY HEAD GOT A BUMP WHEN I HIT IT ON THE RADIO

(this is Will)

My God Will, you look like Willy Wonka in this pic.

The hair cracks me up!  When I saw you this afternoon it brought back memories of every single guy I went to middle school with.  May I suggest you shave the bottom part of your head and leave the top long?  That would be great. Thanks.

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(513): You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

……….and THAT, my friends, is what happened to Jesus Christ the other night.

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