August 10, 2008
“ Look out ladies……My Jorts are clean.

Chris Chisholm

folding clothes and packing for his trip to Florida.

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August 7, 2008
“ Brian, brang me back an ol’ Milwaukee

Sarah Lang

Just before explaning to me and Shelley that she just got done with open house and Old Milwaukee was the only beer she had in the house. FYI- this was left over from the White Trash Bash.

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July 29, 2008

Coffee News and Family Views

sydvish:

At lunch today, I decided to read the Coffee News aloud.  It’s a really dumb local publication (srsly, their slogan is “‘News to be enjoyed over coffee’” [double quotes there beause they actually put quotation marks around that on the paper]).  Anyway, it’s basically a trivial newspaper, complete with jokes, horoscopes, and a Where’s Waldo-esque man search.  Anyway, in the Did You Know section, I read the following:

Home run: Joe Niekro only had one homerun in his 22-year career with the Houston Astros.  The 1976 homer was the result of a pitch from his own brother, Phil Niekro, who played for the Atlanta Braves.

My reaction is that Phil “threw” the pitch, so his brother wouldn’t end his career homerun-less.  Mills’ reaction was that Joe hated his brother so much, that to hit his only homerun required reaching into the depths of all his accumulated familial rage and hatred, because only familial wrath inspires overcoming and courage.  Frank thinks it was luck.  Interesting…

 I always love Mills reactions!!!  Of course he hated his brother.

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July 22, 2008
sydvish: I am sure this has been posted a trillion times, but I am not plugged in today, so I missed it.  Anyway, thanks Ronnie, for sending me this link.  It is so sad to know that the most awesome Golden Girl is gone!  Now I might have to buy the box set.  I love you Estelle!  Sofia……Thank you for being a friend.   You traveled down the road and back again.  Yet your heart stayed true because you are a pal and a confidant. The Golden Girls will always remind me of summer night sleep overs at my grandma’s house in neat Mesquite, TX.  Everyday we would watch the Golden Girls, Bonanza, Shirley Temple, Ann of Green Gables, All in the Family, or Three’s Company.  Good Stuff!!!!!

sydvish:

I am sure this has been posted a trillion times, but I am not plugged in today, so I missed it.  Anyway, thanks Ronnie, for sending me this link.  It is so sad to know that the most awesome Golden Girl is gone!  Now I might have to buy the box set.  I love you Estelle!

 Sofia……Thank you for being a friend.   You traveled down the road and back again.  Yet your heart stayed true because you are a pal and a confidant.

The Golden Girls will always remind me of summer night sleep overs at my grandma’s house in neat Mesquite, TX.  Everyday we would watch the Golden Girls, Bonanza, Shirley Temple, Ann of Green Gables, All in the Family, or Three’s Company.  Good Stuff!!!!!

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July 21, 2008

Mardi Gras Beads

  • This conversation was from a walk to Bourbon St. this weekend.
  • Fuf: Nicki you are the only one not wearing Mardi Gras beads.
  • Me: That's ok, I'm not a big fan of them.
  • Fuf: Me neither because you don't know where they have been.
  • Syd: Mine smell like crotch. I hope it is trashy old lady crotch because I do LOVE trashy old ladies.
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Tiny carp nibble your toes in fishy pedicure
Thanks Nikki for bringing this to my attention.
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Childhood Love

  • Mason: My friend broke up with his girlfriend.
  • Garrett: I broke up with my girlfriend too. She sucks! I hate her.
  • Me: That's not nice to say about anyone Garrett. Who was your girlfriend?
  • Garrett: Rylee but she is Peyton's girlfriend.
  • Mason: Do you know why my friend broke up with his girlfriend momma?
  • Me: Why?
  • Mason: Because she has two hanging things(uvulas) in her mouth and he doesn't want a nasty girl like that.
  • http: //rathofbuns.blogspot.com/2006/07/dual-uvulas.html
  • Here is the only picture I could find of someone who has two uvulas. Pretty nasty!
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July 19, 2008

Scarlett Johansson (iTunes Exclusive)

Please check this out.  It is the weirdest grouping of songs I have ever heard.  Half of the songs she sounds like a man and the other half she sounds awful.  Just WEIRD!!!!  This was released on July 15, 2008 and you can buy the 7 songs for $5.99.
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July 18, 2008
“ It’s easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself.

J.S. Bach. I thought of this quote today as I struggled against my own fallibility during a rough game of the iPhone version of Super Monkey Ball. (via billydalto)

Thanks Will!  Such an inspiration!

I am pretty sure JSB was talking about Rock Band.

(via sydvish)

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I went to See Michael sing last night at the Roux House and had a great time.  It’s been a while since the last show so I was really excited.  Mikey did a great job along with Kade(bass) and Aaron(drums).  Charles even showed up to play a few songs at the end.  Happy Birthday Mikey!!!! P.S.  I am very interested in the Luv Sexy Band playing Saturday night.  Who named this band and thought is was cool?

I went to See Michael sing last night at the Roux House and had a great time.  It’s been a while since the last show so I was really excited.  Mikey did a great job along with Kade(bass) and Aaron(drums).  Charles even showed up to play a few songs at the end.  Happy Birthday Mikey!!!!

P.S.  I am very interested in the Luv Sexy Band playing Saturday night.  Who named this band and thought is was cool?

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